BAND EMAIL LIST PARABLE

Some bands are like mosquitos, always whining in your ear: "playing blah blah blah, signing blah blah blah, actually releasing an album blah blah blah".

Frankly, it's all too much. You don't want to know that much. "Too much information!" you say to mosquito-band. "Unsubscribe my ass at once from your mosquito whine!" you say.

Where these bands are mosquitos, the Silvermine Tapes is a mighty glacier.

Since the Silvermine Tapes move with the speed of a mighty glacier, you will not be bombarded with news. Glaciers are not fast. They do, however, strike the non-glacier world with awesome power and majesty. You don't wanna miss it when it happens.